Barry walked into the bar, took a razor blade from his back pocket and cut his arteries. The thing that made this all the more unusual was that Barry was a spider crab.
Tonight there will be an interview between a naked news reporter and a nun with a plastic cock stuck to her head.
Can I shit in your mouth?
Irrigation, huh?
Lionel was a little disillusioned at the response from his blind dating advert, perhaps he shouldn't have stated that he liked masturbating over pictures of pre-pubescent girls wearing underwear in old Grattan's catalogues. He has 43 dating back to the sixties.
Godfrey often used to get blow jobs from his mother; she claimed it was to stop him from raping people.
Men often speak loudly to disguise the fact they have very small penises.
It is indistinguishable from the stubble on Lady Ga Ga's cunt a couple of days after her last Lady Shave.
It goes red if it's hot.
I was quite taken aback by the Queen's use of the word 'erection' while talking about Prince Charles' infantile penis problems.
I like Germans, they taste great.
Don't get your nipples stippled by a cripple.
I'm intrigued by the term 'tongue-lashing'.
Mark Waid is still trying to explain to the police why he had a cellar full of naked seven year old girls and an assortment of torture and sex devices.
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