Your Fuck Runs Out

More Headlines:

• The girl were sexually abused so badly its cunt caved in
• He practice his fucks
• Ice is frozen water
• Michael Smith is a violent and controlling paedophile
• Victims of sex crimes asked for it
• I'm not sure that larches are indigenous
• 1 in 56 children have massive cocks
• 11% of 9-year old girls have performed oral sex on their grandfathers
• Comics are made of paper, apart from comedians who are made of cheese
• Teenagers are abused regularly; many enjoy this
• Fear is the key
• Barns house horses
• Rape is fun
• Mushrooms are a different form of life, possibly alien
• January 13th is a date on the calendar
• Corduroy is a material
• seven is a prime number
• the lowest score you can get with a single dart is 23
• Sarah is quite sexy now she's been removed from her mother's womb
• Horticulture is all about plants
• Modesty does not become you
• Nudity is more fun for perverts than you'd think
• A pound of flesh weighs a pound
• nerves are important
• television is mindless
• Down's syndrome babies have something wrong with their minds
• laughing gas
• Roast beef
• carrots are not white and if they were, ugh
• ear wax
• cod peace
• love eggs
• on porpoise
• slavery is useful
• children screaming
• Seven is a prime number
• Iran is a country
• huge savings
• massive discounts
• poultry leg
• residential sex toy
• razor sharp rocks
• Australian navy
• Haj tar
• Hindu Goal
• Abdominal sex
• Irish eyes
• Velcro arm
• Standard rope bearers
• The Police think you're sick
• Mice and men
• pretend sex is only an orgasm facilitator
• Slash your neck
• Suffer the little children with sperm dribbling from their nasal passages
• bottom burp
• I'm disgusted by faecal drips
• Tense your bum
• People steal children
• 134 times I said no
• The fine imposed for mixed sex wards
• 35,000 people have committed illegal sex acts in Norwich
• prostitutes ask for it
• horror injury stops goat from having sex with epileptic
• ejaculate is mainly protein
• waste
• mix tape grapefruit
• hour glass fissure
• sore mouth
• Managing horse languages
• some doctors' enjoy playing with tits
• Horace is a silly name
• pen pushing flange wankers
• cock juggling thunder cunts
• right or wrong
• tight or loose
• Liz is a beaver
• psychopathic dentist
• 7 is a prime number
• slanty fuck
• frozen waste disposal
• slang terms for pussy
• pigs and pugs
• the police are guilty of abusing figs
• Robert
• it's just a small and warty mistake
• foxes are cute
• fangs for the memory
• argue all you want, this is sensible
• charity begins at Cromer
• Suffolk should be banned, so should South Virginia
• cigarettes fit nicely into young girls' quims - mini dildos!
• no

Wart Terror

The Headlines:

• It's cold in Siberia
• Europeans are more likely to speak Dutch
• Children are smaller than adults unless they are midgets
• The sun is far far away
• Mable is a girl's name not used as much as it was
• Cigarettes are not food
• Governments are not made of plastic
• Cars are dangerous
• Seven is a prime number
• Never trust a man with egg on his face
• Newsreaders are often in a state of flux
• Seven is a prime number
• Star Trek is fictional at the moment
• Bruce Banner is an alliteration
• Mammary glands are attractive to certain people
• Dominoes can be used as doorstops
• Peanut butter has no butter in it
• Barack Obama is technically not a typical American name
• Horses are fond of cress
• Chefs are unkind
• TV is a form of entertainment
• Larches are indigenous British trees
• Seventeen is a prime number
• Quails lay eggs
• Dung beetles are not made of shit
• Slaven Bilic is Croatian
• Homosexuals tend to be well dressed
• Tall is a relative term
• Rain is melted snow
• Brain doesn't have muscles
• Frog spawn is not made of jelly
• David is a boy's name
• Canals are not rivers
• An ejaculation travels at 22 miles per hour
• Corduroy is a strange word
• 27 is NOT a prime number
• Bread is a food stuff
• Pus is inedible
• Feet smell if encased in plastic
• Spelling is relatively important
• Ducks lay eggs
• Chinese people look differently to people from Belgium
• Cricket is both a game and an insect
• Faecal matter is generally unpleasant to clean your teeth with
• Cows are not sacred
• I know people with problems
• A tempest is a storm
• A tampon is a collection vessel
• Glass is made from sand
• David Cronenberg is a film director
• Jack Kirby is still dead
• Rugby is a town and a sport
• Edam is a cheese
• Insanity is madness
• Eggs are protein
• Stew is a thick soup
• Rabbits have ears
• Walls have ears
• Corn has ears
• Ears have wigs
• Car stereos are becoming obsolete
• Vagrants tend to be homeless people with beards
• Hair is dead
• Teeth do not itch
• Is Nova Scotia an island?
• Hallowed be thy name
• Pain is unpleasant unless you are a masochist
• Stealing is theft
• God is a DJ
• Black hole sun is a misnomer
• Printers are cheaper than peripherals
• Women have vaginas
• Platypus is an egg laying mammal
• Coffee is a drink
• Toes are on the end of feet
• Men struggle to find clitorises
• Swine fever
• Zeppelins are an outmoded form of travel
• Cans are made of tin
• Potatoes are food
• 16 is a fair and legal age for sexual intercourse
• Political parties have ideological differences
• People are unpleasant
• 7 is a prime number
• Hearts are prone to attack
• Kidneys get stoned
• Venom is snake poison
• Comics are generally made of paper
• Worms die if you cut them in half
• Flour is an interesting contraceptive
• Horses do not have feathers
• It is very dry in the Atacama desert
• Saliva grows in your mouth
• Mushrooms are an entirely different life form than mammals
• Cold is the opposite of hot
• Lukewarm doesn't always mean temperature
• Some gay men have a fear of shit
• Horses have bigger cocks than chickens
• A woman discharges over 3 pints of unctuous liquid every year
• Squids are not sexual apparatus
• God probably doesn't exist and if he did he wouldn't approve of unnatural sex acts
• You cannot find a heart valve in an old radio
• Ice rinks are dangerous
• Humans will do increasingly strange things to orgasm
• Muslims are as bad as the rest of us
• Or alternatively, we're as bad as Muslims
• Hell is a state of mind
• Most men would run away if presented with their heart's desire
• Most women would fuck it silly
• Seven is a film by David Fincher
• Most women only have anal sex because their partners want to
• Hats are useful
• Rats are clean by comparison
• A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's
• Sucking a used tampon is probably not wise
• Piles are nature's way of telling you you crap too much
• A yo-yo is a toy
• Violins are small violas
• Kraft make poor cheese
• Hake is a fish
• New Zealand is very far away
• Star wars is fiction
• Rape is illegal in some countries
• Nipples do not shatter when frozen
• Bye