Mark Waid is back with a new series called Sick Doctor. The obese and verbose writer explains: "Do you know how many girls die without enjoying the feel of a massive cock inside them? There are lots, even many, girls who die virgins and Sick Doctor is there to offer the parents of these girls the chance to let their children die with a erect penis inside them and maybe some cum dribbling down a thigh that will never feel physical love."
When asked if he felt the subject matter of his comic was possibly the most disgusting thing ever, Waid said, "I asked Art Adams to draw it! But ended up with Mark Bagley. Mark claims he was in a lot of discomfort for most of the drawing as he could not get rid of the massive erection he had, no matter how many times he masturbated and ejaculated. It is a subject that really makes people horny!"
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Another new series from Mark Waid is also due for release in April. Shit Doctor is about a doctor that evacuates his bowels in the mouths of teenage girls. Dr Cedric Sklaff ties his victims to a bed, forces their mouths open with cheesewire then defecates into the orifice until no more excrement can be fitted. He then takes a pallet knife and smooths it over before varnishing.
Waid continues, "Do you know how many teenage girls never experience the joy of having someone take a shit in their mouths? It's literally millions and this comics will go a long way to redressing that problem."
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The new comics series Cum Doctors is from fat and retarded comics writer Mark Waid and focuses on two doctors who force patients they are operating on to have human ejaculate forced into their eyes while having routine operations. This is what Waid said, "Fuck off. Just fuck off and leave me alone. None of you understand the beauty of working with ejaculate. just fuck off and leave me with my pot of cum."
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The comics industry was shocked to discover that nothing else happened this week apart from Joyce Chen swallowing four pints of rapidly evacuated moose jizzum into her anus by mechanical transfer. Mark Waid was in Portland.
Next wipe: mwah gah wuh buh utch wid pah moo
