Monday 24 January 2011
Tuesday 4 January 2011
The Arse of God
Breaking News
- Spam is reconstituted meat
- Pork Luncheon Meat is also reconstituted meat
- Metal is an element
- Bison are actually not buffalo
- You is here
- Indians don't eat cows' penises
- warts are lumps of infected skin
- cheese is made from milk
- discharge stinks
- seven is a prime number
- severn is a river
- severe is pain
- severin is a Velvet Underground member
- nipples secrete milk
- humans can make cheese
- velvet is a feeling
- faecal matter smells
- you are there
- sweat is salty
- urine is salty
- phlegm is sticky
- head lice like clean heads
- horses are equine
- cows are bovine
- pigs are porcine
- foxes are lupine
- beavers
- more beavers
- pubic mounds
- Gale forces wind
- Engine trouble
- sidewinder missiles
- canny broth
- frumpy dresses
- swallow hole
- swallow whole
- swallow cucumber
- the peasants are revolver
- stagnant beetle
- well worn vulva
- areola bartender
- fitness clerk
- carbon crutch
- sofa so good
- bell end
- stick insects
- penis envoy
- mild shock
- big Al
- lenticular porridge
- cart house
- van drover
- leech whelk
- hive mind
- cunt ox
- great booby
- plastic Bertram
- meat cleaver
- poxy squab
- large infinitesimal
- hedgehog nose
- larch breath
- bread sandwich
- cock butter
- hinge and scrabble
- luminescent cringe
- stellar anus
- child rape
- pervert's clothes
- range master
- car man
- bung hole
- bung whole
- bung margarine
- clarify cum
- Gilda Ratner
- vile counterbalance
- hark plunger
- masonry Adams
- Aristophanes mews
- conglomerate toast
- eat pig
- Brian gun
- manga chick
- bank counts
- fried birth
- ping pang
- well clad girl
- hats off
- knickers down
- fill it up
- fillet up
- philly tup
- seven is a PRIME number
- beer monty
- brain gurgle
- lung waste
- king fusilier
- tungsten car bride
- miss vagina
- muster stench
- pickled baby
- incandescent rage
- apropos of heal
- eleven bingo
- cassette felch
- small wee
- taste testicle
- manfred mann's bum hole
- special section
- spastic rice
- glade treasure
- trick of the blight
- made to measles
- 50 mg of stains
- heaven bent
- gross miss tree
- ejaculate here
- move side arms
- insurgent glass
- 2010 film
- out now
- out there
- out out
- gay soldier
- point dexter
- thieves and bush
- flange worth
- keep balls
- red squire
- grey pus
- shit stint
- mercurial gladhandedness
- hurts now
- steer there
- colonel fish
- conan smith
- seven
- have you ever
- rose pedal
- mail male
- femail inconsistencies
- goat herder
- cow proof
- pig cheese
- cum guzzler
- diet now
- fat of the gland
- wife beater
- surgical beer
- never then
- tick blacks
- nigger bait
- George it
- stand to mention
- light up the sty
- now and zen
- chap and chips
- blue whale
- finger her now
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