Is that Prune Juice or are you Just having a Wank?

Orange Otis

Bindweed souffle and chips twice, please luv and make it snappy.

My uncle was a frog and I don't mean he was French.

Would the Incredible Hulk go to heaven?

My brother made icing using his jizzum.

Your mouth is full of junk.

The adult nappy is a necessity for some men.

He is the gerbil up Richard Gere's bottom.

Ring that minge, baby.

That woman made a stew out of baby spew.

It is the kebab of broken dreams.

Can you have a vegan copraphiliac?

You try cutting a lamb's leg off and then successfully stuffing it up its arse.

Ever wondered what a blow job from a suckling baby would be like?

And in this bucket I have some stagnant amneotic fluid.

If you are serious about becoming a lesbian then you can borrow the car.

Why is the water used in hair products called aqua?

His burning desire was to train as a womb scratcher.

There's always the aroma of soiled panties.