Blowing Raspberries on Your Clitoris

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You have to eat my poo; I made it into a stew, just for you.
The nimby and the namby are all a bit quamby.
The otty in your botty is all glotty
the iddy in your piddy is all diddy
the unti in your grunti is all bunti
the mooby in your looby is a bit scrooby

I have often been asked why men like getting shit on their erect penises.

I have seen the glue in your poo
I have eaten the stew from your poo
I have wiped the goo on my leg from your poo
If I squirrel around in there for long enough I might find those welding goggles I lost in 1987.

If ghosts exist why the fuck aren't they just camped out in some teenagers changing room?

I was once asked by a filthy dirty girl where the strangest place I ever masturbated was. I had to answer with the only answer I could possibly give. On a mountain looking at the viaduct that was used in the Harry Potter movies. I just found it lying there with its legs open playing with its hole.

Does anyone really give a fuck about anything or is it just fake platitudes and sympathy by people who are happy to do it but just want to be left the fuck alone?

Birmingham doesn't have much of a history to be proud of, does it?

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