The Spoon in Your Slick Poon

Gloria danced naked in front of the angry dwarf. Gyrating her hips in his direction, all he could see was her mound of black pubic hair undulating towards him and he thought of nothing but being attacked by small furry creatures. "Get that fucking thing out of my face or I'll cut one of yer tits off," he growled, but Gloria just grabbed one of her enormous globes and made to cut it off in an imaginative sawing motion. "I mean it ya scabby whore. I'll watch you bleed to death and then shit on your lifeless corpse." This prompted Gloria to squat and gyrate her arse in the dwarf's direction before letting out a massive fart and depositing a loose stool on the bar.
"Eat that you fucking midget freak," she screamed at him before plunging her finger into his eye and piercing his brain with her sharpened finger nails. The dwarf, no longer angry, slumped back on his chair, while Gloria's finger came out of the extra large socket with an audible plop. The drawf's eyeball was wrapped around her knuckle. She chuckled and wandered off to the men's room.

Meanwhile, Jacob had been masturbating for almost an hour and the end of his penis had gone numb and he was convinced his right hand now belonged to someone else - it was the only way he could sustain his erection. He wished he hadn't punched the hypnotist in the face after he thought he'd been made to act like a donkey. this was his doing. it must be, it normally only took him 90 seconds to ejaculate.

While Jacob was fighting a losing battle to orgasm, his wife Julia was completely naked in a sauna with three pre-pubescent girls who were taking it in turns to insert their arms into her vagina. "Now make a fist," was the only thing she said. She made one of the girls bite her nipples, while another, grotesquely hairy boy flicked chocolate and hazelnut spread at her bare breasts. He mixed this sopread with his own phlegm, which he was coughing up faster than a rabbit down a hole. This just made Julia even happier and she orgasmed every seventeen seconds.

The sauna attendent, Colin Endersley, knew what was going on in the private sauna; he'd even filmed some of it in the past and sold it to paedos on the Internet, didn't think there was anything wrong with this bizarre menage of mystic sexual shenanigans; he just couldn't understand why it took place in a sauna.

The police officer who was about to bust Julia for perverse acts against children had his own secrets; he liked to shit in his wife's mouth, even if she wasn't that keen. He sometimes had to get his children to hold her down while he did it. He also liked to wipe his arse opn train seats. his partner, a 40 year old albino Albanian was actually a cross dresser who preferred to spend his weekends in a dog suit, barking at his 18 year old down syndrome suffering girlfriend who laughed with glede when he used to pee on the television.

Yes, this is the new project outline by Frank Miller's new 12 part mystery title called 42. The 80 year old comics legend claims it is based on the mystic writing of King Arthur who had a nightmare vision of a world in the future that existed and was full of weird and wonderful things, but not dragons. Miller was quick to point out that he didn't see any need to include dragons, or for that matter orcs. Miller now lives in a mental institution in Maine and is fed via an automated robot.