When was the last time you saw your mother naked?

Tumours of the Brain

Pictures of men brutally raping mermaids and images made entirely out of bison sperm are just two things.

Barry is a Wom

The life story of famous cartoonist Joe Sacco has been blighted by revelations that his spellchecker was wrong.

Starlings Eat Baby

Contrary to popular belief, Peter Milligan does not collect spleens from old women and feed them to his children. That, of course, is Steve Englehart.

Maiden Test Virginity

Eleven pounds of loose flesh is what was removed from Colleen Doran's vaginoplasty operation. The 'in her 40s' famous artist has apparently been fucked so many times that she has been returned to her previous state of beans.

Tensing your mussels

Gary Groth has been charged with supplying Muslims with young children for sexual purposes. Mr Groth has strenuously admitted to the charges, claiming that it will do wonders for his reputation of being a complete and utter boring twat.

Save My Lung

Marv Wolfman has been cleared of assaulting his wife in a Tarzana restaurant. Mrs Wolfman claimed her husband attacked her with a hamburger and forced her to eat a waitress's vaginal discharge while filming it for a programme about unusual eaters.

Tits

Robert Kirkman has admitted that he finds having the end of his penis stroked very gently is extremely wonderful; he especially likes it when its performed by 8 year old boys.

Exiting the drug Lord

Simon Bisley has admitted that he masturbates for Jesus.

Sick Bags for Shirley

World famous kung fu artist Paul Gulacy has not died as was reported by reporters. He has, in fact, just returned from hospital after having one of his testicle fiddled with by black nurses.

Disabled Turkey

Another less world famous artist, Jerry Ordway, is likely to be jailed next week for deliberately attempting to pervert the course of justice. Ordway, 67, is believed to have taken a shit on a judge in an attempt to prevent the sentencing of Tom Grummet on sexual harassment charges.

Belgium Labia

DC comics is to employ a woman.

Tin Tin is Gay

Former X-Men artist Dave Cockrum is being sued by Alan Moore after claims made by the 74 year old artist that he had a homosexual affair with the bearded wonder. Moore has issued the writ, which made counterclaims that Cockrum allegedly was seen wiping his cock on Bob Kane's grave.

There is no illusion

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.