Nostalgia Trip

READ BY MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE ONCE!!!

The most popular column in the world (on alternate versions of Earth)!

Haven't been there yet? Don't you want to know about some of the more lugubrious goings on in comics? Ever wondered what your favourite creator does with jelly?

NEWS FROM EARTH X is quite possibly the most offensive and ludicrous piece of trash ever to grace comics fans computer screens. Most of you have common sense, you don't even give it house room. If the last thing you want to do is read about things found in Joe Quesada's toilet, then DON'T go to http://nfex.blogspot.com/ and don't allow this fraudulent huckster the
benefit of your stupidity.

You have been warned!

**********************************************************
What people have said about News From Earth X

"It just isn't funny." - Anonymous comics reader

"You sick bastard." - Frank Gibbs

"David Scott has a rare talent." - Mrs Mary Scott

"David Scott has a rare disease." - Dr Mark Devereux

"None of this is true, do not believe it." - Mark Verheiden

"I have no idea what you are talking about." - Paul Levitz

"If these guys want to buy me a pizza I'll endorse them." - Joe Quesada

"I cannot believe something as offensive as this can be allowed." - Stan Lee

"Filth" - Todd Klein

"You should try it." - Peter David

"Have you noticed how it stands to attention when you fiddle with it?" - we can't say.

"He lends me his swimming pool" - Namor, (Prince)

"An outstanding talent... a thoroughly decent man ... bizarre fixation with me" - Alan Moore

"I dream of his cock" - Susan Richards

"He has a blue car!" - Roger Stern

"When I refused an interview with him he tried to rape my cat" - Roy Thomas

"He is an inspiration to us all" - Barry Obama (Prez)

(we'd like to point out that some of these quotes might not be directly directed at David Scott or even remotely related to him in any way.)

*********************************

This was just one example of how David Scott conquered the world. Now, we all wait in naked anticipation of his long awaited return. In October, David will return to the forum that made him and astound, amaze and disgrace you all with his insider knowledge. "The bastards know I knew where the bodies were buried, and I know that they know I know where they've moved the bodies," he said to a reporter from a well known national newspaper that doesn't want to be mentioned for fear of paper shortages.

The court order that prohibited David from mentioning specific superstars (Mark Waid, Peter David, Roger Stern, Frank Miller, etc., etc.) has been deemed unlawful and been handed to John Byrne as he is technically Canadian, but obviously not by birth.

David is really excited about returning to work and he claimed that he went and had a huge celebratory wank as a result.

Keep checking back daily for updates before the return of the king on October the Nth.

Yours truly,
Joel Meadows Jnr
Head of Marketing and Bluster
Scott Enterprises Inc.

Next time: what was said before but actually and stuff.