Your Fuck Runs Out

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• The girl were sexually abused so badly its cunt caved in
• He practice his fucks
• Ice is frozen water
• Michael Smith is a violent and controlling paedophile
• Victims of sex crimes asked for it
• I'm not sure that larches are indigenous
• 1 in 56 children have massive cocks
• 11% of 9-year old girls have performed oral sex on their grandfathers
• Comics are made of paper, apart from comedians who are made of cheese
• Teenagers are abused regularly; many enjoy this
• Fear is the key
• Barns house horses
• Rape is fun
• Mushrooms are a different form of life, possibly alien
• January 13th is a date on the calendar
• Corduroy is a material
• seven is a prime number
• the lowest score you can get with a single dart is 23
• Sarah is quite sexy now she's been removed from her mother's womb
• Horticulture is all about plants
• Modesty does not become you
• Nudity is more fun for perverts than you'd think
• A pound of flesh weighs a pound
• nerves are important
• television is mindless
• Down's syndrome babies have something wrong with their minds
• laughing gas
• Roast beef
• carrots are not white and if they were, ugh
• ear wax
• cod peace
• love eggs
• on porpoise
• slavery is useful
• children screaming
• Seven is a prime number
• Iran is a country
• huge savings
• massive discounts
• poultry leg
• residential sex toy
• razor sharp rocks
• Australian navy
• Haj tar
• Hindu Goal
• Abdominal sex
• Irish eyes
• Velcro arm
• Standard rope bearers
• The Police think you're sick
• Mice and men
• pretend sex is only an orgasm facilitator
• Slash your neck
• Suffer the little children with sperm dribbling from their nasal passages
• bottom burp
• I'm disgusted by faecal drips
• Tense your bum
• People steal children
• 134 times I said no
• The fine imposed for mixed sex wards
• 35,000 people have committed illegal sex acts in Norwich
• prostitutes ask for it
• horror injury stops goat from having sex with epileptic
• ejaculate is mainly protein
• waste
• mix tape grapefruit
• hour glass fissure
• sore mouth
• Managing horse languages
• some doctors' enjoy playing with tits
• Horace is a silly name
• pen pushing flange wankers
• cock juggling thunder cunts
• right or wrong
• tight or loose
• Liz is a beaver
• psychopathic dentist
• 7 is a prime number
• slanty fuck
• frozen waste disposal
• slang terms for pussy
• pigs and pugs
• the police are guilty of abusing figs
• Robert
• it's just a small and warty mistake
• foxes are cute
• fangs for the memory
• argue all you want, this is sensible
• charity begins at Cromer
• Suffolk should be banned, so should South Virginia
• cigarettes fit nicely into young girls' quims - mini dildos!
• no