Brake Neck Speed
Jesus Loves You Comics and Collectibles in Madison, Wisconsin, has been forced to close after 9 years of trading when the owner was arrested in connection with a goat selling operation. While no goats were found on the premises, police did find faeces that either belonged to a goat or possibly a sheep. The owner is also facing accusations of bestiality and hormone replacement therapy.
Gene Ha's new graphic novel about his own tongue is due to hit comics stores on Friday. The first issue comes with a free gift - a Hammond organ and a guide god for the blind.
Syllabub and Sandals
The Australian Comics Federation has sanctioned the release of three new titles from controversial Bonza Comics. Kangaroo Tits is the tale of an Aborigine drifter who enters into a bizarre love triangle with a kangaroo and a half rotted Wombat. Tinnies In'er tells the story of a Brisbane woman with an unbelievable cold vaginal orifice, who rents it out to rugby fans on match days to keep the beer cold, The last book, possibly the most controversial, is Queensland: Cunt Like an Axe Wound, which chronicles the bizarre lives of Townsville prostitutes and the unsavoury things they get up to with crusty sheep farmers and gecko loving bank clerks.
Gross Ineptitude
God Squad is the latest blockbuster launch from Marvel that tells the true story of the history of the world. The seven-part mini-series from a host of top drawer names and Mark Bagley begins with the creation of God's Squad and how God, overcome with boredom, creates an entire universe to destroy.
In the second issue, God teams up with some friends: Qingu - a dragon god with a thing for mini dresses; Shamash - a sun god and also advocate of hydroponics; Enki, god of semen and wisdom, who is a wee bit camp; Juturna - goddess of healing and chopped pork and ham; Ahura Mazda, god of the skies and Japanese car dealerships in Tehran and Ganga, a goddess of water who has no legs. God has great fun assembling this team of gods, so he creates an entire planet full of people for them to lord it over and kill as and when they want.
In issue 3, we are introduced to the Evil 8 - Mohammed, Zeus, Set, Odin, Jupiter, Quetzalcoati, Shiva and Princess Di - these will become God's Squad's most fearsome enemas; constantly fighting them over parking rights and elevated cholesterol levels. Issues 4 to 7 are basically one non-stop naked ejaculation scene as the creators attempt to have the longest cum shot in the history of everything that ever was and will be.
Raucous Porridge
The spastic by the door is related to the receptionist. She took some time off to eat babies in Namibia. She is also campaigning for people's awareness of otter spunk.
Next: polyurethane sandwiches, holy lamb, bee bop, crazy guitar, Hank Wangford, stoma, octagonal geese ...
No comments:
Post a Comment