Incontinence is a problem often looked at in the pages of comicbooks; most notably by the Hulk, whose battle with IBS has been well documented. Hulk: Splosh is to get a reprinting this month as Shit Awareness Month gets into full swing. But the most eagerly awaited graphic novel for a long time is My Dribbly Bottom: The Story of a Weeping Anus by Frank Miller. Allegedly, a semi-autobiographical tale of a comics artist with IBS and his obsession with going blind. Miller actually got mentally retarded children to re-enact the sex scenes so that he could draw it proper.
DC have their own line of anal products coming out, the highlight being Superman: Dump Mound by Jim Lee and Beau Smith. This fascinating premise explores what would happen if Superman had a really runny Guinnessy splattering shit over a major city. The story was originally thought up by someone else, but market testing discovered that most Glaswegians think their city is covered in shit.
The Cantankerous Pelvis
"My 8-year-old can swallow up to a pint of semen, provided she's doing the sucking."
Mangle Your Mayor
Small press doesn't get the exposure in these pages like many twisted saxophonists believe it should. The reason is simple - if these people had talent, they'd be working for one of the 218 comics publishers or working on one or many comics of the 1.2million titles published every month. Wouldn't they? Obvious, innit? Very few people don't make money from comics nowadays. Economics, innit?
My Fist is Slimy
There are a number of new titles coming out in the next few hours, but one of the most intriguing is Herge's recently discovered Tin Tin strip called Tin Tin and the Mysterious Bell End.
What sets this apart from other Tin Tin books is that Snowy is replaced by a giant talking penis with an enormous bell end and a great hairy ball sack. Tin Tin doesn't appear to notice for best part of the 64 page graphic novel, until the effects of the narcotics he took begin the wear off. He then realises it was all a dream and proceeds to perform felatio on Snowy while the Thompson Twins video it for posterity.
Aficionados claim it is a hoax as video cameras hadn't been invented in 1928, when Herge is reported to have drawn this adventure.
Regular Fries
Archie Andrews' battle with pancreatic cancer has been highlighted in a small section of Harry Hill's TV Burp.
Orange Prick
It continues to be summer. The traditional time of the year. Therefore unless you want to know which supposedly heterosexual Marvel beefcake is sleeping with at least two DC employees, we'll take caffeine pills and try to finger the vicar's wife.
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